... So you got lost, eh?

watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

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waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

thedevilsofficialblog:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

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then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

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my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

factualfeminist:
“IM FUCKING DYING
”

factualfeminist:

IM FUCKING DYING

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

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*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

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I don’t even have anything to add with this one

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drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch